Thursday, December 11, 2008
Matt's "New Feature"
Why Cats and Christmas Don't Mix
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Tree Hunting
This is our 3rd Christmas Tree. Our first Christmas together in our house we had the "signature" first year Charlie Brown tree! It was rather pathetic. And it didn't have much help looking festive with no carpeting in the living room and no furnature. So, actually I can't blame the tree. But last year was a little more exciting =)
We had our carpet installed, some furnature to sit on, more places to put decorations and more
decorations to put up! So we decided to get a nice tree. Well, that was until we got there and Matt decided he had to have the biggest tree on the tree farm! I can't even begin to explain to you how hard we laughed trying to squeeze it through the door and trim it enough so it would fit under the 8 and 1/2 ft. ceiling. Then, after we finally got it to fit, it just looked too damn BIG! It was one of those extremely hilarious moments that neither one of us will ever forget! I remember buying lights and tinsel earlier that day not knowing that eventually I would have to go back to Target to get 3 more sets of lights and 3 more sets of tinsel (not to mention a few extra boxes of ornaments) just so we could decorate it! Matt had to bring in his work latter so we could decorate the top half! Haha.. Memories. Anyway, so now it's this year and back to the tree farm we went! This year we agreed on a more "normal" looking tree. So we hauled in a 6 footer. What's that saying again?
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Derik turns "1"!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
I'mmmmm Baaaccckkkk!
The rest of the week I shopped! I LOVE Christmas shopping! =) It is one of my favorite things in the world to do. I spent Tuesday shopping with my mom and my sister at Ross Park Mall. It was really nice and I'm not lying! (It really was nice =) Something "magical" must have happened after I moved out because Kelly and I actually get along now.. Who would have ever thought that would happen? TG is a whole new blog post! I only wish I had some video of "crazy grandma" drunk, playing Nintendo Wii. (Any mental image you come up with will work just fine!) And on that note, somehow, I managed to make it to "Black Friday". After a whopping 3 hours of sleep (yes - I am one of those crazy people) I showed up at JC Penny at approx. 3:45am, waited in line until they unlocked the doors, squeezed my way through the crowd, ran through the store like a maniac, all in a sad attempt to be the first one to make it to "the deals". I always knew I was different. I was so tired my eyes hurt! After a few hours I went and picked up my dad and drove him to the mall to help him shop for my mom. It was so cute to see him buy her some nice things for Christmas (although I picked most of them out and had to lead him the entire way through the mall! OMG if he had to do it himself he would have been there ALL day!) The day actually went well until we were almost home and dad was going to take me to lunch… (don don don daa ..) Kelly called….. crying. She rear-ended a mentally challenged man in the parking lot on her way home from work. The girl really doesn't have lady luck on her side, does she? The is her 3rd fender bender, I think. Maybe it's her 4th? And she's only 20! She's already passed me up! I guess she had a hard time understanding this man and he wasn't very happy with her so the police had to come to the scene and straighten things out. Of all people Kelly… geez, why couldn't you have just hit somebody else?! You could have made it a lot easier on yourself! OR, better idea - Just don't hit anyone at all!
(And then maybe I would have gotten to eat my free lunch! haha..) I took dad home after that. Needless to say, he wasn't in the mood to eat lunch after that phone call. Saturday night was "date night". Matt had made dinner reservations at Monteray Bay on top of Mt. Washington (so sweet). He also bought us tickets to go see Spamalot at the Benedum Center. It was awesome! I wasn't going to say this but I just can't help my big mouth! It's about time Matt has to sit through a play after the hours of racing I've watched! 15 races to 1 play and I still love him. Some men wouldn't go to one at all so I guess I should be lucky I got 1! Haha.. =)I have more posts to add so stay tuned for "Derik's 1st Birthday" and "Superscratcher" all on the way!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Time Waster (If you thought T.V. was bad…)
Wait until you try the Nintendo Wii. Yep! We bought one! Why? I have NO idea! But I'm an ADDICT! I eat, sleep, work and play Wii (which is why I've been a "blog slacker" lately.. haha!). It's the coolest thing ever! We bought the Wii Fit game and it is awesome! Puts a whole new meaning to "fun" exercise let me tell ya! There's about 50 different exercises on the Wii Fit and you can compete against eachother and anyone who knows me knows that I can be a "little" competitive at times! Let's just say my new life goal is to OBLIVIATE Matt's scores! So far Matt is in the lead on the Hula Hoop (There is something so not right about that. How could a boy possibly beat me - a girl - at the Hula Hoop? WTF? <--- Sorry, I had to throw that in there!)
It's just too damn funny. I have serious anxiety over this. I NEED to beat him. Especially so I don’t have to listen to him walking around calling himself "the champion" anymore! Or saying that he "conquered" it or singing the "perfect" song which goes something like, "I got a perfect. I got a perfect!" You just don't know what that's like? I do have him on step areobics though! The boy might be able to wiggle his hips better but he sure ain't got no rythm!
(I'll have to sneak a video of Matt "hula-hooping" so you can see how funny he looks =) We also play Mario Kart. Which totally has all the old tracks with totally better awesomer graphics! And I think you all should know that I am the BEST Rainbow Road racer ever! OMG - I am becoming a video game junkie. Reality check? Is there anything I should be doing that is more important than playing Nintendo Wii? lam
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Halloweentown!
BaKIng FRenZy
Some of you wouldn't know it but I'm becoming rather "domesticated" these days! I've been baking again. Yes, I have… and not the easy stuff either! It's funny that I'm writing about this today because I was sitting here thinking to myself this morning that my "fat pants" feel tight today. I wonder why! So here are some pics to show you what I've been working on (or, proof of my lame 25-year-old life! Whichever way you want to look at it!) Think about it…. I took pictures of my "baked goods". Who does that? But that's what I've been up to lately… I don't go "out" with friends, So much for calling it the "award-winning" pumpkin cake the entire drive into the city! I made Matt drive me in (because I had to transport it in a cardboard box) and I have to say by that morning he was pretty annoyed with hearing me talk about my "soon-to-be" prize-winning pumpkin cake! Haha! Oh, well….
Guess I'm not the "confectionist" that I thought I was?
Friday, October 24, 2008
Autumn =) My favorite time of the year…
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Mission: "Perfect" Pumpkins

I don't care. I wanted that one and no one was going to take it from me!
Matt was on a mission to find a perfectly "round" pumpkin (whatever that means). His isn't as big as mine. Actually, mine's just better all around. Pumpkin picking is a competitive sport you know. May the best pumpkin win! (You guys can be the judges!)
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
The Boys In St. Clairsville, OH (October 12th, 2008)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Part II: "Deer Whacker" Thursday, October 9th, 2008 (6 Days Later)
<--(I found this pic on the internet. This is exactly what they looked like. See below!) "Deer Whacker." Matt's new nickname for me. Yep! You guessed it! I nailed two of them! The funny part is that when this happened I was on my way home from the auto body shop after getting an estimate done for the first incident (see part I). I couldn't even believe it! I kept thinking it was just a dream... I was about a mile from my driveway when two leaping deer jumped right in front of my car! My only thought at the time was, "No, this can't be happening!" (I wasn't even speeding and I'm not just saying that.. I really wasn't.)
I didn’t even have time to react! I assume the normal reaction would have been to slam on the break and I didn't even have time to do that! I nailed the suckers. I've never seen a deer fly so far in my life. It was rather scary looking. One deer jumped right after the other so I hit the first one and he flew in to the air with his hooves facing me and landed like a bag of bricks in the opposite lane a little further down the road. I hit the other one a split second later. At that point I must have had my foot on the break (I don't remember) but all know is that I only knocked the 2nd deer over. (I don't remember every detail because my body was in some sort of a shock I think.) Before I knew it my car had come to a complete stop. I was trying to gas it so I could get away from the scene and back in to my own lane (instead of in the middle of the road) but my car wouldn't move!
It was making that noise like when you're trying to drive up a steep snowy road and your tires are spinning but you're not going anywhere. Then I figured it out... There was a deer under my car. I wasn't sure what to do so I sat there for a few seconds... (good thing there weren't any other cars on the road during all of this). I quickly made the decision to just gun it. I mean, what other choice did I have? I put the car back into "drive" and I went for it… Let's just say it was like driving over a huge speed bump! So not only did I knock the poor thing out but I ran him over too! Actually, he was a she. They both were. Once I started going again I frantically searched for my cell phone so I could call Matt and tell him what just happened. (It was sitting right on my lap but it took me a minute to realize that.) I called him and very calmly told him that I just rammed a deer (well, two deer). Then
I broke down into hysterics because I couldn't believe it happened! And while on my way home from the auto body shop at that! I was so upset! Then later on that night I felt bad for causing the tragic deaths of the deer (Matt doesn't think that they died but I have a pretty good feeling that even if they didn't they weren't going to make it much longer.. He calls them BIG rats). I was shooken up for awhile. Matt called the police and had them come out and write up a report. He felt we might need a little more evidence to prove to the insurance company that we really did knock out 3 deer in 6 days! My car is "undrivable" at the moment.(I wasn't going to mention this next thing but I can't seem get it off my mind.) The night before this happened (Wednesday night) I had a dream that I wrecked my car and Matt wrecked his truck. I know that sounds terrible! But it's true. I've had déjà vu a couple of times before. I once dreamt about one of the law offices that I worked at before I even worked there! I dreamt about a cubicle that had piles and piles of papers on it… And when I got hired at that office the real one I sat at was exactly like the one in my dream! Weird.
Part I: The "Evidence" Friday, October 3rd, 2008
Friday night one of our friends asked us to go out for a drink. I was in the middle of trying to finish up the snickerdoodles I started baking (FYI - they came out better than the last time I tried to bake) so Matt decided to take my car and go to the ATM to get some cash and was going to just pick me up on the way back. No big deal.. right? Well, when he pulled in I noticed the two of them out in the driveway "inspecting" my vehicle. I knew it! Right away, I knew it! I went out onto the porch and said, "What'du do? Wreck my car?!" "No!" It wasn't his fault. "A deer ran into me!".. He says.
(I knew he wasn't lying.) The same thing happened to me 2 years ago... A dumb deer ran right into the driver's side door of my Cavalier. He dented my door so bad I couldn't even open it! I had to crawl over the seats and get out through the passenger's side. I seriously thought his antlers were going to come through my window and stab me in the head but they didn't. (I know, I have a wild imagination!) Before that happened I didn't even think it was possible because I didn't think that these animals were THAT stupid. Boy was I wrong!
So now my 2005 Chevy Equinox (that I just got in June and believe it or not - is the nicest car I ever owned!) has deer dents in it AND deer fur stuck in the cracks! There was also a piece of deer skin stuck to it until Matt pulled it off.. Gross! I took some pictures so we have "evidence" in case the insurance company questions anything... I mean, that's what insurance is for isn't it?.... In case deers decide to commit suicide using our vehicles as their murder weapons?(Needless to say, I had more than 1 drink that night.)
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Monday, October 13, 2008
Swimming Cell Phone
P.S. For those of you who don't already know.. It works now. I let it dry out for 4 days. Luckily for me, I don't have to buy a new phone since I just got this one in June!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Devil Cat
Now what can I say about "The Cat". BTW, in case your wondering what his name is it's, "The Cat". Don't ask. I seriously don't know how Matt and I are ever going to agree on names for our future children. Anyway, he is SO BAD! He is such a meany head but for some reason I still love the darn thing. You can't pet him for more than like 2 minutes because he gets bored. I never met an animal who didn't like to be petted more than this one! He's 4 years old now. Here's the story: I still lived at home when this thing came into my life. My sister wanted him. See.. this guy her friend was dating came across a bunch of kittens in the warehouse where he worked. Supposedly, he couldn't find the mom so he took it upon himself to assume that the mom was never going to come back and that he had to find homes for them.
Snowshoe, W.V. Sept. 13th & 14th
For those of you who don't know much about the sport I'll give a little background info. This was a GNCC (Grand National Cross Country) race. The series consists of 13 rounds each year and all of the tracks are out of state except one (in Somerset, PA). They are usually anywhere from like 8 to 15 miles long which doesn't sound too bad until you actually see the track. The riders have to maneuver around trees, ride through mud pits that are a couple of feet deep, cross wooden bridges that are usually in pieces and some non-existent after the quad race, ride through rock pits, over fallen trees and boulders, through streams - let's just say they definitely don't make these things easy.
According to Matt they are the hardest things he's ever done in the sport. I give him a lot of credit because I could never do it. Oh, and I forgot to mention that he has to do this for 2-3 hours straight without stopping! Matt and Jeff race in different classes so Matt races in the morning and Jeff races in the afternoon. So while Matt was racing Sunday morning I had put up with Jeff for a few hours… haha.. It wasn't bad until Matt was like 45 min. late coming out of the woods and I was worried sick about him and Jeff started singing one of his little spontaneous made up songs that went something like, "Matt, Matt he's my friend but he may have met his end!" Way to make me feel better buddy!
Now on to the next one! A few more weeks and we'll be in St. Clairsville, OH. =)
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